pooping, n.All

A sloth only ever leaves its tree to poop, and it's the only time they have to stand upright. They only poop once a week, and can lose up to one-third of their body weight by pooping.

Pooping is just a deep tissue massage for your butthole.

Most mammals take 12 seconds to poop, no matter their size. It is speculated speedy voiding is helpful in avoiding predators.

Pooping is just farting in 3D.

Pooping is like anal for lonely people

Marijuana can help make it easier for you to poop.

Pooping is like a time machine that shows you all of the bad decisions you made.

Pooping is an excuse to shut the door and not talk to anyone

Kim Jong-Un travels with his own toilet to prevent his excretions from falling into the wrong hands. The waste contains information about his health status and can1t be left behind.

Pooping is a food funeral

Dogs line up with Earth's magnetic field when they poop. They usually prefer a north-south axis.

Pooping is farts reaching their full potential

Pooping is just a fart that got out of hand

Sloths can lose up to one-third of their body weight from one defecation.

The Wombat 's droppings are cube-shaped