One-Liner.com
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
One-Liner.com
When I was a child my father wrapped batteries up for Christmas with a note that said, ‘Toy not included.’
Meme.com
Dad Joke.com
What do electric trains and women’s breasts have in common?They were originally intended for children, but it’s men who play with them the most
Dad Joke.com
What do toys and boobs have in common?Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most
Trivia.com
Han Solo was supposed to die in Return of the Jedi but George Lucas was afraid it would affect toy sales so he killed off some Ewoks instead