ewok, n.All

The Ewok is a crackhead Care Bear

How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?They use Ewokie Talkies

The Ewok is a Wookie McNugget.

Han Solo was supposed to die in Return of the Jedi but George Lucas was afraid it would affect toy sales so he killed off some Ewoks instead

The Ewok is a space Koala

Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree?It was dead

An Ewok is a space Shih Tzu

What side of an Ewok has the most hair?The outside