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Reckless driving is unwise — the chance-taker is the accident-maker.

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Don't you hate it when people don't watch where you're going when you're walking and texting

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Confucius say ... man who drive like hell bound to get there fast

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Reckless driving is unwise — never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly.

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I consider the word Dodge on the front of my truck fair warning to jaywalkers.

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Reckless driving is unwise — drive carefully if you'd rather be than was.

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Reckless driving is unwise — If drivers would give more ground, there'd be fewer in it.

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At a four-way stopThe vehicle bearing the most duct tape goes first

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Reckless driving is unwise — drivers can be recalled by their maker.

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Reckless driving is unwise — drive like lightning and you may crash like thunder.

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I just got in a car accident while reading a sign telling me to keep my eyes on the road

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A: ‘I drive like lightning.’ B: ‘You drive fast?’ A: ‘No, I hit trees.’

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Reckless driving is unwise — drive like hell, and you'll get there.

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Reckless driving is unwise — it ain't only a car that can be recalled by its maker.

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