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Don't you hate it when people don't watch where you're going when you're walking and texting
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Confucius say ... man who drive like hell bound to get there fast
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I consider the word Dodge on the front of my truck fair warning to jaywalkers.
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Reckless driving is unwise — If drivers would give more ground, there'd be fewer in it.
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At a four-way stopThe vehicle bearing the most duct tape goes first
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I just got in a car accident while reading a sign telling me to keep my eyes on the road
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A: ‘I drive like lightning.’ B: ‘You drive fast?’ A: ‘No, I hit trees.’
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