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is a device to get pedestrians halfway across the street in safety.

a device to get pedestrians halfway across the street in safety.

is a device for trapping you in the middle of the intersection.

A traffic light is a device for trapping you in the middle of the intersection.

The traffic light is always greener in the other lane.

is an apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.

Traffic light: apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.

is a device that gives pedestrians so much confidence that they never see who or what hits them.

Traffic lights are what give pedestrians so much confidence that they never see who or what hits them.

is a device for luring pedestrians out where cars can get at them.

is a little green light that changes to red as your car approaches

is a metaphor for the periodic stops and starts along the highway of our ambitions.

Metaphor for the periodic stops and starts along the highway of our ambitions; commonly rigged, as in life itself, so that the driver who hits one red light hits them all.

traffic light, n.All

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