Speeding is dangerous. After one passes eighty miles an hour - one is not driving a car, one is aiming it.
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In Finland, fines are based on income. In 2002, a Nokia executive was fined with a US$103,000 speeding ticket.
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Why did the banana get a speeding ticket?He got caught peeling out of the parking lot
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Ulysses S. Grant was fined $20.00 for speeding on his horse.
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How fast do you think you were going?' '60mph, Officer?' 'Try 135.'So I shut the door and drove as fast as I could
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Actually, Officer, if you factor in the earth's rotation, we were all speeding
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Speeding is an activity whereby one is bound to be overtaken by the state trooper or undertaken by the mortician.
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