waiting tables, n.All

Waiting tables is just a constant reminder of how shitty people are and how great their money is.

Waiting tables is just constantly apologizing for things that aren't your fault

Waiting tables is just agreeing to be someone's food-fetching little bitch in exchange for an amount of money that the patron determines in secret before fleeing the scene.

Waiting tables is the same as being a stripper, only with clothes on

Waiting tables is just letting middle aged women degrade you for ten hours straight

Waiting tables is just saying “absolutely” 9000 times and forgetting peoples lemons

Waiting tables is pointless unless you have tits