bartender, n.All

How do bartenders surf the web?On the ginternet

A Bartender is a psychologist with really bad furniture

A termite walks into a bar and says, “Where is the bar tender"?

My dad was behind bars for twenty yearsHe was a hell of a bartender.

A Bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

A Bartender is a job like being on tinder as a career

The bartender says "we don't serve time travelers in here". . . A time traveler walks into a bar

A Bartender is a job like being in a porno, your hands are sticky, but you don't know what it is

Abraham Lincoln was the only president who was also a licensed bartender

A Bartender is like a guidance counselor but with alcohol

What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?Sorry, we don’t serve food here

A Bartender is like 8 hours of being the only sober one at a party

Bartender is a job consisting of like 65% dishwashing glasses & 35% tending to the bar.

A Bartender is like a doctor who can only write prescriptions for a medication that exacerbates any and every problem you have.