weatherman, n.All

A Weatherman is able to forecast changes in weather due to his experience, knowledge and rheumatism.

Punxsutawney Phil has arrest warrants in 3 states (Ohio, New Hampshire, and Pennsylvania) for inaccurate weather predictions.

The Weatherman is a man you can never depend upon to be always wrong.

The Weatherman is one who can never be sure about the weather, and we can never be sure about him.

The Weatherman is a prophet who can read the past better than he can the future

A one-day weather forecast requires about 10 billion math calculations.

The Weatherman is always right about one thing: there's some kind of weather every day.

A Weatherman is a man who seldom has an umbrella when it rains

The Weatherman is a prophet who is always right, except for his timing.

The Weatherman is another tipster who is paid for his predictions and not for their accuracy.