winter olympics, n.All

The Winter Olympics is a celebration of amateur athletes, frostbite and unpronounceable Russian surnames.

The Winter Olympics is just a bunch of sliding

The Winter Olympics is 40 kinds of sliding.

The Winter Olympics is essentially a celebration of gravity.

The Winter Olympics is just an excuse for white people to feel relevant in sports

The Winter Olympics is just a bunch of middle class white teenagers who moved to Whistler at 12 because their dad worked for Microsoft