women, n.All

Women is disappointed when her husband forgets them.

Women 1s 2ature it is to not love when we love them and to love when we love them not.

Women is such that all they want is want men, careers, money, children, luxury, friends, freedom, love and three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

Women is not to be trusted: don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Women is unfairly advantaged over men; if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

A Women is a creature of simple tastes: they can get pleasure out of the conversation, of children in arms and men in love.

Women is a sex that deserves to have more than 12 years between the ages of 28 and 40.

Women is the females of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.