easter, n.Dad Jokes

How was the Easter Bunny’s vacation?Egg-cellent

Why did the Easter egg hide?Because he was a little chicken

Why was the Easter Bunny late for the Easter parade?He was getting his hare done at the salon

What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?Two points, just like everyone else

Where does the Easter Bunny go to eat pancakes?To IHOP

Where does the Easter Bunny go to eat pancakes?To IHOP, of course

Why is Easter dinner fun?Because people ham it up

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?To a re-tail store