egg, n.Dad Jokes

Why did the egg have a big smile on its face?Because he just got laid

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?Eggs mark the spot

Why did the Easter egg hideHe was a little chicken

What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orangeDad, look what marma-laid

Why did the egg regret being made into an omeletHe discovered it wasn’t all it cracked up to be

What did the egg say to the clown?You crack me up

How do you make an egg roll?Just give it a little push

What Disney film do eggs fear most?Poach-ahontas

What is your dog’s favorite breakfast?Pooched eggs

How are golf balls are like eggs?They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more

What did the demon eat for breakfast?Deviled eggs

Why do the French never order 2 eggs?Because one egg is an oeuf

Can you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?Yes, concrete floors are very hard to break

What does an evil hen lay?Deviled eggs

How does Kanye like his eggs?Over Yeezy

What did the egg say when it was late for breakfast?I have to scramble

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?For fear of cracking each other up

Why did the chicken get a speeding ticket?He was heavy on the Eggs-celerator

Why do chickens lay eggsBecause if they dropped them, they’d break