Father's Day

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is the annual day in June set aside so merchants can get rid of their leftover Christmas ties and shaving lotion.

is the day in June when father remembers he hasn't yet paid the bills for Mother's Day.

FATHER'S DAY Father's Day is the day in June when father remembers he hasn't yet paid the bills for Mother's Day.

is the day when a father goes broke giving his family money so they can surprise him with gifts he doesn't need.

is a race to get a gift that always ends in a tie.