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is great, because you can ruin someone from scratch.

Fatherhood is great, because you can ruin someone from scratch. Jon Stewart

is not about waiting to make one's son a great man, but about making him a great boy.

Don't wait to make your son a great man - make him a great boy. - Author Unknown

is nothing but the wish to duplicate oneself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. - Helen Rowland

is marked by less fondness than motherhood, because mothers are more certain they are their own.

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.

is to have one's son at five as one's master, at ten as one's slave, at fifteen asone's double, and after that, one's friend or one's foe, depending on his bringing up.

Your son at five is your master, at ten your slave, at fifteen your double, and after that, your friend or your foe, depending on his bringing up. - Author Unknown

is best avoided eighteen years before a war.

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.

is not just teaching your son, but also your son's son.

When you teach your son, you teach your son's son. - The Talmud

is realizing that your father was right at the same time that you have a son who thinks you're wrong.

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

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