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is about putting the line in the water and not knowing what's down there. Ultimately, what is down there - what is really down there - is nothing but one's imagination.

I love fishing. You put that line in the water and you don't know what's on the other end. Your imagination is under there.

is about returning to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.

Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.

is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

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is all about the challenge. Anyone can be a fisherman in May.

is best not taught to another man. For if you give a him a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. George Carlin

is a thing many men do for all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. Henry David Thoreau

is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.

The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.

is an escape from the modern world. To sit all day under a willow tree beside a quiet pool is to place onself in a time before the war, before radio, before airplanes, before Hitler.

As soon as you think of fishing you think of things that don't belong to the modern world. The very idea of sitting all day under a willow tree beside a quiet pool and being able to find a quiet pool to sit besidebelongs to a time before the war, before radio, before aeroplanes, before Hitler. George Orwell

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