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Why did the snowman's daughter become a stripper?Because he was so cold to her
Why did the snowman's daughter become a stripper?Because he was so cold to her
Why can’t a new parent change a light bulb?Because they don’t make diapers small enough
What does a disappointed mother turkey tell her kids?If your father were to see you now, he would be turning over in his gravy
What superpower do you get when you become a parent?Supervision