number, n.Dad Jokes

Have you heard the one about the student who was afraid of negative numbers?He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?Because it's two gross

What do Jesus and the square root of negative one have in common?They're both imaginary

Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7, 8, 9

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them

Did you hear about the math teacher who's afraid of negative numbers?He will stop at nothing to avoid them