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Why did the Borg cross the road?Because it assimilated the chicken
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What do you call it when two science officers are having an argument?Science Friction
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What technology gets the Starship Enterprise moving?Spock plugs
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What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?A croaking device
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What does Mr. Scott have If Mr. Spock has pointed ears?Engineers
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How do you stop from falling out of a Bird of Prey?You just have to Klingon
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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier
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How many ears does Captain Spock have?Three. A left ear, a right ear and a final frontier
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Where do the Borg go to eat?BORGer King
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What is the least popular show on Bajor?Keeping up with the Cardassians
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Why did Worf change his hair color?It was a good day to dye
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Why was Star Trek so successful?It had good Genes
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What do you call a ten-foot Mugato?Sir
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