What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?You can negotiate with a terrorist
How can you tell when a woman is about to say something smart?When she starts a sentence with "a man once told me"
How is a woman like a condom?Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dong
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?Because most men are stupid, but few are blind
When a woman says "what?" It's not because she didn't hear you.She's just giving you a chance to change what you said
What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?Married
Why can't women read maps?Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?They don't have balls to scratch
Why do women have cleaner minds than men?Because they change theirs more often
Why are women like parking spaces?Because all the best ones are taken and the rest are handicapped
How is a woman like a road?Both have manholes
What's the difference between women and wine?Wine gets better with age
How are airplanes and women alike?They both have cockpits.
When does a woman becomes a jedi?When she's good and Reydy
HOW DOES A WOMAN SCARE A GYNECOLOGIST?By becoming a ventriloquist