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What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?You can negotiate with a terrorist

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How can you tell when a woman is about to say something smart?When she starts a sentence with "a man once told me"

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How is a woman like a condom?Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dong

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?Because most men are stupid, but few are blind

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When a woman says "what?" It's not because she didn't hear you.She's just giving you a chance to change what you said

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?Married

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Why can't women read maps?Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile

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Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?They don't have balls to scratch

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Why do women have cleaner minds than men?Because they change theirs more often

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Why are women like parking spaces?Because all the best ones are taken and the rest are handicapped

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How is a woman like a road?Both have manholes

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What's the difference between women and wine?Wine gets better with age

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How are airplanes and women alike?They both have cockpits.

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When does a woman becomes a jedi?When she's good and Reydy

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HOW DOES A WOMAN SCARE A GYNECOLOGIST?By becoming a ventriloquist

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