Where do the Borg go to eat?BORGer King
What does Mr. Scott have If Mr. Spock has pointed ears?Engineers
What technology gets the Starship Enterprise moving?Spock plugs
What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?A croaking device
What do you call a ten-foot Mugato?Sir
Why did the Borg cross the road?Because it assimilated the chicken
What is the least popular show on Bajor?Keeping up with the Cardassians
Why did Worf change his hair color?It was a good day to dye
How do you stop from falling out of a Bird of Prey?You just have to Klingon
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier
What do you call it when two science officers are having an argument?Science Friction
Why was Star Trek so successful?It had good Genes
How many ears does Captain Spock have?Three. A left ear, a right ear and a final frontier