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Bagel'A doughnut dipped in cement, a Jewish brass-knuckle.

A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.

is, when served with cream cheese, really just a breakfast grilled cheese

Bagels and cream cheese is really just breakfast grilled cheese

Bagels are basically just Bread Lifesavers.

bagels are basically the acoustic version of donuts

is just a donut that doesn't know how to party.

Bagels are just donuts that don’t know how to party.

Bagels are just donuts that were homeschooled.