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is that activity where airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

is the knack of learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

is hours and hours of boredom sprinkled with a few seconds of sheer terror.

is getting increasingly fast. It will soon take only two hours to get around the world - one hour for the flying and one hour to get to the airport.

It will soon take only two hours to get around the world - one hour for the flying and one hour to get to the airport.

is still risky . . . if you include the taxi ride from the city to the airport.

There's still a bit of risk in aviation - the taxi ride from the city to the airport.

is so dangerous one is better off saying: "Give me two chances to Pittsburgh.".

People are afraid of airplanes. I got in the ticket line behind an honest man once. He said to the clerk, "Give me two chances to Pittsburgh.".

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