bread, n.Dad Jokes

What do you call fifty-two pieces of bread?A deck of carbs

Why did the sourdough divorce the baguette?She was being too kneady

What did the bread say to the butter?You’re my butter half

Why does bread get fat?Because it loafs around all day

What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?You deserve butter

What does bread do on its days off?Loaf around

How do pieces of bread in Paris celebrate?They make a French toast

How do you get a piece of bread to do you a favor?You butter it up

Why does bread hate hot weather?It doesn't like to feel too toasty