being literal, n.Dad Jokes

Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket?Hey, want to watch me kick this bucket?

Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby can’t carry the mother

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?Because he was dead

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?They always take things literally

What did the banana say to the dog?Nothing. Bananas can’t talk

How many apples grow on a tree?All of them