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Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?Only if you aim it well enough.

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How do you make an apple puff?Chase it around the garden

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How many apples grow on a tree?All of them

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What's worse than biting into an apple and seeing a worm?Biting into an apple and seeing half a worm.

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?It can look round

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Why did Eve want to move to New York?She fell for the Big Apple

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