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Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?Only if you aim it well enough.
Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?Only if you aim it well enough.
How do you make an apple puff?Chase it around the garden
How many apples grow on a tree?All of them
What's worse than biting into an apple and seeing a worm?Biting into an apple and seeing half a worm.
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?It can look round
Why did Eve want to move to New York?She fell for the Big Apple