banana, n.Dad Jokes

What did the banana say to the dog?Nothing. Bananas can’t talk

Why did the banana get a speeding ticket?He got caught peeling out of the parking lot

What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?Ba-na-na-na, ba-na-na-na

Why was the banana so sickHe had yellow fever

What happened when two monkeys fought over the banana?Banana split

Why did the banana put on so much sunscreen at the beach?She was afraid she might peel

Why do monkeys love bananasThey have a certain appeal

Why did the banana go out with the prune?Because it couldn't get a date.

What kind of shoes are made out of banana skins?Slippers

Why did the banana go to the doctor?Because it wasn’t peeling well

What do you call banana peel shoes?Slippers

Why did the banana go to the doctor?It wasn’t peeling well

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?You can only peal the banana once

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?Because she threw out all the bent ones

What would you call a pair of bananas?A pair of slippers

Why don’t bananas snore?Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch

Why couldn’t the banana yell highIt could only yellow

Why did the banana fail it’s driving test?It peeled out

What kind of key opens a banana?A monkey