pregnancy, n.Dad Jokes

Which is the word that starts with M and ends in ARRIAGE and it is man's favorite thing?Miscarriage

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?You can unscrew a lightbulb

How do you get a blonde pregnant?Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

What did the blonde say when the doctor told her that she was pregnant?I hope it is mine

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?Pregnant.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?Are you sure it's mine?

What do you call a Camel with 3 humps?Pregnant

What do pregnant teenagers and their babies have in common?They both think,"My moms gonna kill me"

How do you get a blonde to marry you?Tell her she's pregnant.