stupidity, n.Dad Jokes

How do blonde braincells die?alone

What do you call it when a blonde is grabbing at air?Collecting her thoughts

Why did the blonde think Florida is farther away than the moon?Well, you can't see Florida…

How do you brainwash a blonde?Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?You tell her a joke on Wednesday.

How did the blonde crash the helicopter?It got chilly so she turned off the big fan

Why did the Blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a Blonde's head?A Space Invader

Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?From trying to blow out light bulbs.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?It's OK everyone, I'm not hurt.

How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?You give them a shampoo that says "rinse, wash, and repeat."

What do you call a blond mother-in-law?An air bag.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?The noise gave her a headache.

What does a blonde think the capital of Arizona is?A

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?She kept throwing away the W's.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?Pregnant.

What do you call a blonde with 1 brain cell?Gifted.