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Why didn’t Dracula get into art school?He could only draw blood

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Where do vampires keep their money?A blood bank

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What is a vampires favorite type of ship?A blood vessel

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What type of exam does the vampire teacher give his students?A blood test

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?A blood orange

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