vampire, n.Dad Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the doctor?Because he couldn’t stop coffin

Why did the vampire see a therapist?Because he was going batty

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?he starts coffin

Why do vampires steer clear of Taylor Swift?She has bad blood

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?A nectarine

What type of exam does the vampire teacher give his students?A blood test

How did the butcher kill the vampire?He drove a steak through his heart

Why was the vampire sleeping at his desk?He was on his coffin break

How do you tell if a vampire is sick?See if he is coffin

How does a vampire start a letter?Tomb it may concern

What does Dracula wear on cold winter days?His fang-ora sweater

Why can’t vampires bite snowmen?They’ll get frostbite

What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?Fangsgiving

What did the vampire say to the teacher?See you next period

Where does Dracula brush his teeth?In the bat-room like everyone else, silly

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?Frostbite

Where do vampires keep their money?A blood bank

What does Dracula do best?Count

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?Frost bite

What is a vampires favorite type of ship?A blood vessel