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is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

is a temple of sorts. It is no accident that they resemble Greek temples and that the supplicants who come to perform the rites of deposit and withdrawal instinctively lower their voices into the registers of awe.

It is no accident that banks resemble temples, preferably Greek, and that the supplicants who come to perform the rites of deposit and withdrawal instinctively lower their voices into the registers of awe.

is a relationship and it ought should not desert people who have long been supporting it.

A bank is a relationship. I can't desert you and expect to have a strong relationship afterward. If I told someone, I know you've been buying milk from me and you need milk to survive. But the price is no longer $2 a gallon. It's going to be $40 a gallon. I'm going to bankrupt you. What do you guys think of me' You would hate us.

is a place where you can keep the government's money until the IRS asks for it.

A bank is a place where you can keep the government's money until the IRS asks for it.

is a place where you deposit money so that it will be there when other people want it.

A bank is a place where you deposit money so that it will be there when other people want it.

is an institution always willing to give you a loan if you can show sufficient evidence that you don't need it.

You can always make a loan at a bank if you can show sufficient evidence that you don't need it.

is an institution that is always willing to finance your new home with your interest in mind.

You can always find a bank to finance your new home with your interest in mind.

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