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is a stupid animal which does not even realize that if it were to swim a foot lower on approach, its fin wouldn't tip everybody off.

The shark must be the stupidest animal in the world. Can't he figure out to swim a foot lower on approach' When is he going to realize that that fin is tipping everybody off'

is a word which, with a bit of imagination, kinda looks like one.

The word SHARK, with a bit of imagination, kinda looks like one :)

I'm afraid of sharks - but only in a water situation.

is considered frighting but it is a fact that humans have eaten far more sharks than sharks have eaten humans.

Humans have eaten far more sharks, than sharks have eaten humans.

is probably not the best name for a dog you plan on taking to the beach a lot.

is an animal that does not 'infest' waters. It lives in certain places.

is an animal that never sleeps. That's why you'll never catch one wearing pajamas.

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