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Which building does Dracula visit in New York?The Vampire State Building. 23

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Why didn’t Dracula get into art school?He could only draw blood

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What does Dracula do best?Count

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What does Dracula wear on cold winter days?His fang-ora sweater

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What is Dracula's favorite fruit?A nectarine

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Which computer did Dracula buy?The one with the most bytes

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Where does Dracula brush his teeth?In the bat-room like everyone else, silly

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Where does Dracula keep his valuables?In a blood bank

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Why did Dracula go to the doctor?Because he couldn’t stop coffin

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