I never use body butterI don't want to make myself irresistible to cannibals
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What's a monster's favorite bean?A human bean
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Cannibals like to meat people.
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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?She didn't suit his taste
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I wonder if football tables look like shish kebab buffets to a cannibal
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?Wiped his ass
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What did Spartacus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife?Nothing, he was gladiator
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