elephant, n.Dad Jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?Marry it

What's got a trunk, four legs and lots of keys?A piano up a tree

What's big, grey and unimportant?An irrelephant

What did the elephant ask the naked man?“Hey that’s cute, but can you breathe through it?”

Where would you find an elephant?The same place you lost her

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?Swimming trunks

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?Because they're so good at it

What do elephants use for tampons?Sheep

What did the elephants wear to the beach?Trunks

What's big, grey and makes you jump?The elephant of surprise

How do you lift an elephant with one hand?You can’t, elephant only have feet

Where do elephants pack their clothes?In their trunks

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?Because he already had a trunk

Why are elephants wrinkly?Because you can’t iron them

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled?Because if they were small, white, and smooth they’d be aspirins.

Why is the elephant standing on the marshmallows?Because he doesn’t want to fall into the hot chocolate.

How does an elephant climb a tree?It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow

Why does everyone want to employ elephants?They’ll work for peanuts

What’s gray, weighs more than 10,000 pounds, and comes down your chimney on Christmas Eve?A NOELephant

Why does an elephant use his trunk as a bookmark?So he nose where he stopped reading