riddle, n.Dad Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?A cornfield

What runs around a garden but never moves?A fence

What's got a trunk, four legs and lots of keys?A piano up a tree

How can you take a bath without water?You sunbathe

Which burns longer, candles on a birthday cake or candles in a candlestick?Neither. They both burn shorter

What’s blue and smells like red paint?Blue paint

What kind of fish can't swim?A dead one

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot

What word starts with the letter t, ends with the letter t, and has t in it?A teapot

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?Short

Where was the Constitution signed?At the bottom of the page

What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?A stamp

If stockings are filled with presents on Christmas Eve, what are they filled with the rest of the year?Feet

What has a head, a tail, and no body?A coin

What gets wetter the more it dries?A towel

What has four wheels and flies?A garbage truck

What kind of water cannot freeze?Hot water