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What do you call a sad cup of coffeeDepresso

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What do you call a cow who’s just given birthDe-calf-inated

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What did the barrista say when he forgot the scoop of ice cream in the customer's coffee?“Oh, I'm sorry! Affogato!”

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Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?Because they’re Santa’s star bucks

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How did the hipster burn his tongue?He drank his coffee before it was cool

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How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?You channel surf faster without the remote

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I don’t have a problem with coffee.I have a problem without it?

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Why did the coffee file a police report?It got mugged

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What is the best thing to wear to a coffee bar?A tea-shirt

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Why is Columbia not a superpower yet?They produce cocaine and coffee

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Why did the coffee file a police reportBecause it was mugged

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Where do birds meet for coffee?In a nest-café

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