What do you call a sad cup of coffeeDepresso
What do you call a cow who’s just given birthDe-calf-inated
What did the barrista say when he forgot the scoop of ice cream in the customer's coffee?“Oh, I'm sorry! Affogato!”
Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?Because they’re Santa’s star bucks
How did the hipster burn his tongue?He drank his coffee before it was cool
How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?You channel surf faster without the remote
I don’t have a problem with coffee.I have a problem without it?
Why did the coffee file a police report?It got mugged
What is the best thing to wear to a coffee bar?A tea-shirt
Why is Columbia not a superpower yet?They produce cocaine and coffee
Why did the coffee file a police reportBecause it was mugged
Where do birds meet for coffee?In a nest-café