construction, n.Dad Jokes

Want to hear a construction joke?never mind, I'm still working on it.

What utensils do construction workers eat with?Fork lifts

What keeps the moon in place?Its beams

How do construction workers party?They raise the roof

How do ironworkers order their steaks?Weld done

How does the moon stay up in the sky?Moonbeams

What’s yellow and kills you if you get it in your eye?A bulldozer