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How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper?All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper?All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
What’s the tallest building in the world?The library, it has the most stories
What building in New York has the most stories?The public library!
What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?It finds the nearest skyscraper