cost, n.Dad Jokes

Why is divorce so expensive?Because it's worth it

What costs $3,000, gives you a ride, and says it'll make you feel better but you know it won't?A high-class prostitute or an American ambulance.

Did you hear about the leper who was upset at cost of his ambulance ride to the hospital?It cost him an arm and a leg

Why was the candy cane so expensiveIt was in mint condition