ambulance, n.Dad Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying on your doorstep?An ambulance.

What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus?An ambulance you racist.

How do you take a pig to the hospital?By hambulance

What costs $3,000, gives you a ride, and says it'll make you feel better but you know it won't?A high-class prostitute or an American ambulance.

What do you call an emergency vehicle made out of potatoes?A yambulance

What does an ambulance have in common with a French couple in bed?They both go OuiOuiOuiOuiOui.

What do an ambulance and a yoga class have in common?They both contain stretchers

What do you call an ambulance packed full with steroids?Ambu-Lance Armstrong

What was the non-binary ambulance's pronouns?wee / woo

What do you call it when an ambulance crashes into the side of a hospital?A medical breakthrough

What do an ambulance and a pizza delivery driver have in common?There's always the chance for the delivery to go cold

What do you call an Arab who has been injured in a bombing?An ambulance, you racist!

What's the difference between a bra and a ambulanceAn ambulance takes care of the wounded while the bra takes care of the fallen

Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?Because they’re pair-a-medics

Did you hear about the leper who was upset at cost of his ambulance ride to the hospital?It cost him an arm and a leg

Why are Ambulances often going so slow?Because their a Patient Transport

What did I call the guy that keeps my daughter out late at night?An ambulance

What do you call an ambulance with a flat tire?A flatulence.

What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?An ambulance

What do an ambulance and a porn star have in common?They’re both really loud when they come