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is a by-product of the fact that the nuclear unit is gone.

Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone. Bob Geldof

is a reflection not so much of the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it.

Here's to the high rate of divorce, which Morton Hunt said, 'reflects not so much the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it' Annon)

is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted adam to pay alimony to eve, not steve.

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve. Lewis Black

is expensive... with alimony it is essentially ripping your heart out through your wallet.

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet. Robin Williams

is from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Ah, yes, divorce. . . from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. Robin Williams

is historically speaking, probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient. Voltaire

is like a side dish that nobody remembers having ordered.

Divorce is like a side dish that nobody remembers having ordered

is like an amputation: One survives it, but there's less of you.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you. Margaret Atwood

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