cost, n.All

Cost is the amount of life which is required to be exchanged for it, immediately or in the long run.

Did you hear about the leper who was upset at cost of his ambulance ride to the hospital?It cost him an arm and a leg

Cost is an imparter of value on a thing — The rainbow might be better lookin' if it wasn't such a cheap show.

Cost is always passed onto customers.

Why was the candy cane so expensiveIt was in mint condition

What costs $3,000, gives you a ride, and says it'll make you feel better but you know it won't?A high-class prostitute or an American ambulance.

Why is divorce so expensive?Because it's worth it