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dessert

is eaten only by those who are clearly not drinking enough.

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.

is the best part of dinner which usually arrives when you can't eat any more.

is, when without cheese, like a beauty with only one eye.

Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye

is like a mistress. It is bad for you, so if you are having one, you might as well have two.

Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two.

is a type of food that is not meant to be shared.

is, without chocolate, just empty calories

Dessert without chocolate is just empty calories

is best when consisting of cheese --- after cheese comes nothing.