tea, n.Dad Jokes

Why did the Marxist only drink herbal tea?Because proper tea is theft

What did the bro tea say to his buddy“Cool story, brew.”

What word starts with the letter t, ends with the letter t, and has t in it?A teapot

What’s the worst drink for a soccer player?Penaltea

Which tea is the most popular in psychiatries?Insanitea

Why was the tea bag at the police stationShe was mugged in broad daylight

What tea do hockey players drink?Penaltea

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?Reality