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is just spending your life worrying about what one eats for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

is easy if one just follows this simple rule: Never eat more than you can lift.

is easy: just eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Mark Twain

is dangerous. If you read to many health books, you may die of a misprint.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

is not without its dangers. When you lose twenty pounds, you may be losing the twenty best pounds you have, the twenty pounds that contains your genius, your humanity, your love and honesty.

When we lose twenty pounds. . . we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. Woody Allen

is typically eating oatmeal in addition to everything else they usually eat.

When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.

is best conducted by re-establishing a purpose in life.

The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.

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