cheese, n.Dad Jokes

Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridgeIn queso emergency

How do cheeses wish each other a happy birthday?You feta have a gouda birthday

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?Camembert

Why did the cheese get in troubleIt was up to no gouda

What did the cow say when her boyfriend cheated on her?How dairy!

How can you tell when a cheese is depressed?They get kinda blue

What cheese would you use for hiding a horse?Mascarpone

Why couldn’t the cheese sleepHe was scared there was a munster under the bed

Why should you never believe cheese?Because everything they tell you is too gouda be true

What cheese can never be yours?Nacho cheese

What cheese is made backward?Edam

What do you yell at a cheese thief?“That’s na’cho cheese!”

Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornadoAll that’s left is da brie

Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the businessHe was tired of the daily rind

What kind of cheese does Post Malone get on his sandwich?ProvMalone

What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?You cheddar few pounds

Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?The feta business bureau

What snack do ducks serve at their parties?Quackers and cheese