fisherman

selfishness

dad joke

person

collective noun

fishing

life hack

action figure

is one who is long on optimism and short on memory.

The typical fisherman is long on optimism and short on memory.

is a jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other end.

is a sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale.

is a man who has fish lying about him, or who is lying about fish.

An angler is a man who has fish lying about him, or who is lying about fish.

is never heard saying that he loves the sea.

I have never heard a fisherman say that he loves the sea.

is an alien to fish. They move across the sky in mysterious ships and abduct them through a mechanism that raises them up.

Fisherman are like aliens to fish. They move across the sky in mysterious ships and abduct fish through a mechanism that lifts fish up

is one who has a way of romanticizing his battles with fish and of forgetting that the fish has a hook in his mouth, his gullet, or his belly and that his gameness is really an extreme of panic in which he runs, leaps, and pulls to get away until he dies.

Anglers have a way of romanticizing their battles with fish and of forgetting that the fish has a hook in his mouth, his gullet, or his belly and that his gameness is really an extreme of panic in which he runs, leaps, and pulls to get away until he dies. It would seem to be enough advantage to the angler that the fish has the hook in his mouth rather than the angler.

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