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Which flowers are the best kissers?Tu-lips

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What did the flower say after telling a joke?I was just pollen your leg

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How did the flowers survive so long without water?They really rose to the occasion

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What kind of flower grows on your face?Tulips

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What did the outraged flower say?“What in carnation?”

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Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?He just wants somebudy to love

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What's the best place to grow flowers in school?...In the kindergarden

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Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?It was a bud omen

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How do you send a bouquet to someone on Mother’s Day?You caul-i-flower shop

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Why couldn’t the gardener plant any flowers?He hadn’t botany

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